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- Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
- A: Gets jalapeno business!
- Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
- A: An Impasta
- Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
- A: An Investigator
- Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
- A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
- Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
- A: "You can't tuna fish."
- Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
- A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
- Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
- A: It went back four seconds.
- Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
- A: Spoiled milk.
- Q: Did you hear about that new broom?
- A: It's sweeping the nation!
- Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
- A: Lawsuits!
- Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
- A: A towel.
- Q: Why did the belt get locked up?
- A: He held up a pair of pants.
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